Well hello Nancy Boy!

Did you finally come to your senses? Ready to hire a real killer?

Then bring your candy-ass along and quit wasting time! Give me the mission details and let's blow some stuff up!

It's all about the mission Nancy! Play time is over! Rambo time is about to begin.

It won't cost you much... only $50 per hour but since I'm a Joomla 10+ I'm totally comfortable giving you a flat rate. Heck, I've been working with this weapon since before it even had the Joomla name! Literally.

They don't get any better than me Nancy Boy! Bring it!

Look... you contacted me, Nancy. It's time to shoot or get off the pot. My name is not "Private Time Waster"! If you're looking for the best there is, then pull the dang trigger and let's get on with it.

You know where to find me... my details are below. If I want to be found, I'll be there.

The Vern Man... Out!